Dear iPhone,
We’ve had a great relationship and you’ve always proven yourself trustworthy and reliable, so I don’t know what’s going on… Was it something I said? Something I did? Did I forget your birthday? Please tell me…
I’m at a loss…
But, whatever the case may be, the next time you decide to be “buggy” and just not set off my alarm, a little
heads-up would be great!
Your friend,
Jason